Saturday 6 May 2006

Just heard on the radio

Jonathan Ross, BBC radio 2.

"The weekend lies before you like a strangers wallet on the pavement. Are you going to freely enjoy the contents or be stupid and hand it in to the police".



Our Peugeot 406 isn't working right now, thanks to an electronic failure (it won't run the pump to prime the engine). Now I need to go see if I can fix the bike as that won't start either.

He should have said "the weekend lies before you like someones council tax bill. How do you plan to pay it"?

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