I asked Janet whether she had ever had blonde hair.......
She said 'No!'
That was SNEAKY!
So you have a really bad headache and I stay in the kitchen putting stuff in the dishwasher after our guests have gone so that you can go to bed. You came in here and posted, then dashed out when you heard me coming.
What is more devious than the heart of woman?
I said *fair* - not blonde.