I can't not copy this:
my job is 2nd line support in IT i got told to phone a woman with an urgent problem with a server. convo as follows
Woman: we had a leak and someone moved the server in to the middle of the office. its making a funny noise.
Me: its in the middle of the room?
Me: what sort of server is it?
woman: a compaq one
Me: compaq? we don't have compaq servers, are the cables coming out the back to the wall?
Woman: yes, one power lead an a tube.
Me: Tube? what does it say on the server, like what model?
Woman: K-O-M-P-A-C-T, D-E-H-U-M-I-D-I-F-I-E-R
Woman:actually it could be a dehumidifier, do you think its a dehumidifier?
No wonder they call it the helldesk.