This arrived about 10 min ago in my business email account from the building management.
Good Morning Everyone
We had to call the plumbers to deal with a flood in the men's toilets ground floor which i am pleased to say has now been rectified,while checking out the plumbing he noticed the flow of water to one of the cisterns was slow upon checking he found jammed inside a small bottle of vodka can i bring to everyone's attention that *** provide fridges on both floors if you are wanting to keep refreshments cool.
This did actually make me laugh out loud. Now I wonder who's on the sauce and trying to hide the fact?